According to Billboard’s Hot 100, these are the top ten songs this week:

10. In the ten slot is Ludacris with his provocative, dirty south anthem “How Low.”

9. Number nine is Owl City with “Fireflies,”  a playful little lullaby about being an Insomniac.

8. Rihanna proclaims her elite celebrity status, with help from Young Jeezy, in her number 8 single “Hard” off her new album Rated R.

7. Train sings how happy they are to have found a soul mate lover… or should I say, soul sister with their hit “Hey, Soul Sister.”

6. Producer David Guetta, dance music sensation, teamed up with Akon and made this undeniably catchy club banger “Sexy Chick” about an indescribably gorgeous woman!

5. In the 5 spot is Lyaz with the song “Replay”, comparing a girl to a catchy song you just can’t get out of your head.

4.  The number four song is from Young Money with a feature from Lloyd. The song is called “Bed Rock.” I think the concept of the song goes without saying…

3.  ”Empire State of Mind” – a clever little pun, and yet another hit from the hip hop legend Jay Z, featuring none other than Alicia Keys.

2. Lady Gaga with another radio hit “Bad Romance.”  This song describes the dark inner-workings of the entertainment industry.

1. And… In the number one spot is Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok.” I really don’t even know why, because it’s probably the worst song I have ever heard… we are talking worse than “Im Blue” from one hit wonder Eiffel 65.